Chance Alan

Lyrics

Fuggin’ like Christmas too

Christmas is back y'all
Bells and the sleigh y'all
Mall Santa scaring babies in his lap y'all
My baby's cozy
She mistletoes me
Yeah singin' karaoke
And all the Starbuckers in line say
"Put peppermint mocha and Rum in my latte"

Still we fuggin’ sittin’ like Christmas 'round a fake tree
Nutcracker on the mantle and a candy cane candle
So get your eggnog with your fruit cake
Jee Jee Ga Go Go Jesus it's your birthday
Jee Jee Ga Go Go Jesus it's your birthday
(ooh ooh ooh ooh)
Boogie like blow ups in the front yard
Hopin' Santa gonna leave a Applebees' gift card in my stockin'
We gettin' biblical all night (hey)
That's how we do (big J’s birthday)

Got matchin' jammies
Cute (NOT)
We watchin' Home Alone
Yeah you know Apple gonna drop another iPhone
Dad's at the office
He gotta pay for Mama's Amazon boxes
And all the Starbuckers in line say "Put peppermint mocha and Rum in my latte"
Still we fuggin’ like Christmas too ‘round a oh it’s a (fake tree)

Nutcracker on a mantle next to candy cane candle
Get your eggnog with your fruit cake
Yee gotta get that fruit cake
Yee Gee Gat Go Go Jesus it's your birthday

Go Jesus---- it's your birthday
Go Jesus---- it's your birthday
(Go) Jesus go Jesus it's your birthday

Like a big buck on the wall a red nose
Leg lamp some fishnet hose
So many lights we got neighbors and the breakers be trippin’
Girl that ugly sweater got me grinch-grinnin’
Kids better hit the hay fast
Less you wanna see your mama kissin’ daddy Claus
Still, that's how we do (ooh ahh ooh, ooh ahh ooh)
Fuggin’ like Christmas too (ooh-ooh)
Happy holiday