Chance Alan

Lyrics

Stealin’ Christmas
Frosty’s all points bulletin on the loose
Snowflakes are fallin’ nights gettin’ cold
11 o'clock somewheres sumptin’s up
All tree stealin’ Christmas cheer
Leavin’ icy trails he’s headed to da Kettlehouse
A Cold Smoke in hand
Stealin’ Christmas and breakin’ da elf’s rules

He’s got carrot nose for a weapon
Coal eyed guilty
Stick armed carryin’
Gonna catch him gonna make ‘em pay
Christmas night slicks crazy
Blizzards warnings out

How to catch a snowman
Friend or foe
Foe-get mo-foes
Be snowball goin’
Slidin’ slow holiday bandit cold
Won’t go chestnut quietly
Oh not him
Gotta catch da snowman bring him
Sled or top hat alive
Meltin’ drippin’ be drinkin’ be drivin’ sleigh bells ringin’
Hell-yes, he’s ice cold
Mischievous grinnin’

Might be hidin’ in a blizzard's snow drift
Decorations description
Stealin’ reindeers
Mischief misfits
Pipe in his mouth
Twinkle in cookie eyes

It’s a North Pole hijackin’
Red sleigh lined up on a rooftop Candy Cane Lane
Be seen with Elf On A Shelf
Elf mo-foe’s ridin’ shotgun

Christmas Eve bandits
Gingerbread man’s ridin’
Reindeers sippin’ beers
Gonna catch snowman
Gonna make ‘em candy cane cuffs (cuff)

Holiday bandits cuffed detained
Questionin’
Caution

Charges are being Stocking Sneaky
Mischief Malarkey for dancin’ in town square
Gingerbread Trespassing
North Pole Dancing
Felony Flight
Rahrest me
Guilty of
Snowflake Drifting in a Sleigh
Well ok