Chance Alan

Lyrics

Just pull your chair up
Just pull your barstool
Close your TAB bar’s waitin’ turn it up good and loud
(Crazy crazy party time)
Turn it up good and loud
Down south be havin’ fun
Turn it up good and loud
Elf shitkickers ass-kickins reindeer's eight
Turn it up good and loud
Countryfied fireplace junkies
Turn it up good and loud
Alright (aha ha ha)
(Ho ho ho ho ho ho)
Come on now

Well I don't know but I've been told
There's something goin' on at the North Pole backwoods
Da Kettlehouse Cold Smoke’s be flowin’
Muggin’ draft tap rooms be open
Prancin' 'round the world's biggest stages
Rudolph’s red nosin’
Yeah gotta ice cold trip deliverin’ toys to boys ’n girls
They're doin' the Rednecka's Boogie
You gotta take some time to believe in Santa Claus (oooh)
Take a backroad backwoods sleigh bells ride

My uncle’s got a bad back when he tries to walk you hear him pop and crack
But at Christmas time the spirit sets him free
He jumps and hollers doin' the Santa Claus Bar Boogie

I knew a North Pole girl she was way too elfish
She liked to talk dirty in a North Pole tongue-ish
You never seen nobody shake and shimmy
Like an North Pole elf dancer doin' the Santa Claus Bar Boogie

It's the Santa Claus Bar Boogie

I said hey Mrs. C (ho ho ho ho)
Happy Holidays
(Do you believe in the Santa Claus Bar Boogie)
(It’s the Mrs. Claus)
Jump ’n jive (ooh)
It's the Santa Bar Boogie (oh)
Jump ’n jive bar boogie (ooh)
Jump ’n jive bar boogie (ooh)
Jump ’n jive bar boogie (ooh)
Jump ’n jive bar boogie