From the recording North Pole Goes South Album
Lyrics
Oh hi
Holiday chaos ‘bout to start
For the record I’m five eggnogs down
Sing with me ok here’s one of my faves ok
Jingle da bells jingle da bells
Wait I got this
Hey Rudolph what day is it
Oh it’s Twistmas Eve
I'm a little drunk
You get where this is going sit back it gets better
Wonderful stories start right here
Crazy Christmas
Tree's decorated with three mice runnin’ amuck
Cat's wearing a tutu
Dog's got a popcorn wreath
Uncle John's passed out beer still in his hand
Aunt Brenda his wife she’s nowhere to be found
Elves decorated this tree they got glitter everywhere ornaments hung upside down
It's a Christmas miracle that the house still stands
It’s so damn true
Aunt Mary's cat Mr.Whiskers he's the star of his show he's stealing tinsel and mistletoe
In-laws are here
Grandma's drinkin’ eggnog and beer gonna be a holiday mess
Kitchen's a disaster cookies all over floor
Cat's climbing in the tree
Dog's just ran off with the turkey
Making memories that's what it's all about
Even the house is a holiday mess we're all feeling it no doubt
For Christmas few
Thank God for eggnog’s helping too
Helping too
Liquors get ya there quicker
Candy cane sugar high mistletoes wet kisses
Tree's ugly turkey's bad tastes like a shoe
Nobody got ran over by a reindeer
Yet it’s sad Santa's not sober
Rudolph keeps pourin’ shots that's bad
It's Holiday Chaos
Merry Christmas to you all
Oh have a good night
Happy holidays
Bye for now, you take care
You take care
You take care