Chance Alan

Lyrics

The 1st thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Findin’ right Christmas tree
The 2nd thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Riggin’ up the lights
And findin’ a Christmas tree

The 3rd thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Hangovers hang-arounds go home
Riggin’ up broken lights
And findin’ a Christmas tree
Oh what a sight

The 4th thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Sendin’ out Christmas cards
Well deserved hangovers
Riggin’ up the dang lights and findin’ a Christmas tree

The 5th thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Five months of bills
Sendin’ out two Christmas cards
Well deserved hangovers
Riggin’ up outside lights and findin’ a Christmas tree
Oh what a sight
The 4th thing at Christmas that's a pain to me

The 6th thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Facin’ my in-laws 5 months of bills
4 sendin’ dang Christmas cards
3 hangovers maybe moe
2 Riggin’ up these broken arse lights
And findin’ maybe stealin’ a Christmas tree

I’m outta breath
7th n 8th n 9th thing at Christmas that's a pain to me
Well the 7th carolers off key
8th shovelin’ my walk
9th car slid into a ditch
Oh here’s the 10th to you
Oh hell-nahs won’t mention the 11th
Ok I can’t wrap a present to save my festive butt
Some arse just parked a sleigh on my roof
What eight tiny reindeers oh it’s Twistmas
Ring a ding dong winter wonderland um no it ain’t
Frosty’s got a yellow leg
It’s that neighbor’s dog here’s Leroy here boy
As I'm rollin’ a snowball
Happy Merry Christmas
Joy to you too, too
Joy to you too, too
Joy to you too, too
Joy to you too