Chance Alan

Lyrics

Here's a funny Christmas song y’all
Maybe you hadn't heard sang quite this way country music vibe
Grandma was feelin' fine after a night at the office party
She'd been drinkin' eggnog and
Dancin' with the boss' secretary
She stumbled out the door and into the winter's night
And that's when she ran over Santa with her Cadillac's headlights shinin' bright

Elf on a shelf got pushed off by a pumpkin cookie
Now the whole North Pole's in a crazy holiday jamboree
Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer, ah yeah

She'd been to the church social and the VFW holiday bash
She'd eaten all the sugar cookies and drunk all the holiday splash
She was feelin' like a queen with her tiara on her head
But she didn't see Santa
Till she ran him over in her sled
String of ribbon tripped Santa down the stairs
Now the whole Claus family's in a holiday panic with no time to spare

Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer, ah yeah

She'd been to the mall and the holiday lights display
She'd seen Clark Griswold take Eddie for a sled ride in a major holiday way
She'd eaten all the popcorn and drunk all the hot cocoa too
But she didn't see the reindeer till they started a snowball fight or two
Rudolph was drinkin' and fell off the roof
Now the whole North Pole's in a crazy holiday hoof

Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer oh yeah

Frosty got too frosty drunk and punched Snoopy in the nose
Buddy from the movie Elf started ramblin' all his holiday quotes
Till the Grinch yelled "Shut Up!"
Charlie Brown stole a bigger tree this year
Everyone everywhere was singin' "What the Nutcracker do you want under your tree?”
Then Grandma finally made it...