Chance Alan

Lyrics

Here's a funny Christmas song y'all
Maybe you hadn't heard sang quite this way country music vibe
Grandma was feelin' fine, after a night at the office party
She'd been drinkin' eggnog and, dancin' with the boss' secretary
She stumbled out the door and into the winter's night
And that's when she ran over Santa with her Cadillac's headlights shinin' bright
Elf on a shelf got pushed off by a pumpkin cookie
Now the whole North Pole's in a crazy holiday jamboree

Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer, oh yeah

She'd been to the church social, and the VFW holiday bash
She'd eaten all the sugar cookies, and drunk all the holiday splash
She was feelin' like a queen, with her tiara on her head
But she didn't see Santa, till she ran him over in her sled
String of ribbon tripped Santa down the stairs
Now the whole Claus family's in a holiday panic, with no time to spare

Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer, oh yeah

She'd been to the mall, and the holiday lights display
She'd seen Clark Griswold take Eddie for a sled ride in a major holiday way
She'd eaten all the popcorn, and drunk all the hot cocoa too
But she didn't see the reindeer, till they started a snowball fight or two
Rudolph was drinkin' and fell off the roof
Now the whole North Pole's in a crazy holiday hoof

Santa got ran over by Grandma on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies and a heart full of holiday cheer, oh yeah

Frosty got too frosty drunk, and punched Snoopy in the nose
Buddy from the movie “Elf”, started ramblin' all his holiday quotes, till the Grinch yelled,
"Shut Up!"
Charlie Brown stole a bigger tree, this year
Everyone everywhere, was singin' "What the Nutcracker, do you want under your tree?”

Then Grandma finally made it home
with a holiday tale to tell
And that's the story of how Santa, got ran over by Grandma, and lived to tell

Santa got ran over by Grandma, on her way home from the party
With a belly full of cookies, and a heart full of holiday cheer, oh yeah
(Twas the Night Before Christmas parody)
Here we go, let's try this, ready y'all
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land
Grandma was drivin' reckless, with a holiday party plan
The stockings were hung by the chimney, with care
But Grandma's Cadillac, was parked right there
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of sugarplums, danced in Grandma's holiday head