Chance Alan

Lyrics

Alright I dig it
Cold coolin' at a neon country bar and I'm lookin' for some reaction
But like it’s said I can't get no satisfaction

Cowgirls are all around but none of them wanna get whiskey whitcha
This grungy cowboy my threads are country fresh cool
And I'm lookin' definitely raw what's up with you

Girls are all joking at the other end of the neon bar
Havin' drinks with some no name country chumpion named
T-Bone Big ol’ Boy
When they know that I'm a bar drinkin’ country singin’
So I got up and strolled over to the other side and met Tina
I asked the girly why you so fishin’ fly
She said Funky Cold Beer Medicina
What funky cold beer medicina
Don’tcha say quit playin’ miss

This country cutie told me a hollar-back secret on how to get more dixie chicks
Put a little Medicina in your glass and the sexy sweet hicks girls will come real quicks
It's better than any alcohol foo foo drink
It's a factually true don’tcha think
A couple of sips of this love shot potion I'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog Medford when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl he looked at me
And then did the wild thing on my bootleg see
He used to scratch ’n bite me before he was much meaner
Tractor junk yard guard dog

But now all the pond puddlers run to my house for the
Funky cold beer medicina
Funky cold beer medicina
Say it again ol’ boy slow your roll slow your rolls
Funky cold beer medicina
Eh that sounded smooth as frog hairs