Chance Alan

Lyrics

Too much time not enough fun wait I mean to much oh forget it, you know what I'm saying
I’ve got 99 problems but a drink isn’t 1 one’s enough
So next time your sippin’ a mixed drink poppin’ open bottle of beers or just enjoyin’ happy hour, make sure your comments are as fun ’n lively as your drinks

Here’s to the arrests we won’t remember and the officer’s cuffs we’ll never forget
Every sip of beer is a step closer to relaxation unless my bar tabs closed off
I don’t need a motivational speaker’s quote I need bartenders ’n waitresses
To stay out of my business

Life is short drink the good stuff drink often liquor gets you there quicker
Let’s get this office party started there’s whiskey bar business to attend to who's driving
Sippin’ cocktails ’n spillin’ rumors tellin’ lies it’s what I do best
Celebrating the little wins one drink at a time, did I mention I got honorable mention it’s still a participation win

I’ll drink to that here’s to cheers drinkin’ to good wait I'm thinkin’
A toast to the good times, great happy hour moments
Coffee because it’s to early for whiskey dang add it together skip the thought process
Happy hour isn’t just a time it’s a lifestyle
Life is too short to drink fast sippin’ like a pro

Drinks first think later
Think first drinks later
Think drinks
I’m confused
A mixed drink a day keeps the sadness away oh now the Bartenders a Dr. of Toxology

Happy hour isn’t just a time it’s a lifestyle
Life is too short to drink fast sippin’ like a pro
Drinks first think later
Think first drinks later
Think drinks
I’m confused
A mixed drink a day keeps the sadness away, oh now the Bartenders a Dr. of Toxology