Chance Alan

Lyrics

It's a no parking barstool beer chuggin' zone
Order a beer idiot order a shot settle your tone
Cowboy sittin' cowgirl pretendin' you good rancher you good farmer too
Only pay for what you need ain't nobody got time for you

Pick up shut up let's get this party started right 
We drinkin' ain't no stoppin' in sight
Order a round order a shot gonna make memories tonight

It's a no parking barstool beer chuggin' zone
Settle your tab if ya got one
Settle your attitude if ya got to give a shitz
Make this party no charges here
Cowboy boots and cowgirl heels dancin' feelin’ drunker cool
How’s that feel

Pick up shut up
Coolies gettin’ chillin’
Rippin’ up the night
It's gonna get wild
Give your best shot testimony
We’re all innocent bar standers
I'm an innocent party taker
Might be guilty on three counts of shit-kicker fun
Charge us now or let us go
I'm indicted I'm guilty
Only this party jury can convict me now

Ego’s intact that’s a fact
Bartender’s da judge
What’s my charge
False accusations
Second offense by ass-kickin’ association
Third oh how much this gonna be
I know you wish you be me damn straight I’m guilty
How do you plead
Guilty party crowd
Full pardon for me
You’re allowed to leave
How do you plead
Do you have any advice
You can get outside
When your out be free
Ain’t no any other guilty crime then pardon me
Definitely not guilty unapologetic
Not guilty on all charges
My neck is red
John Deere’s green
Ain’t guilty
Ok, let’s go