Chance Alan

Lyrics

Welcome to the rodeo shitshow
Hopefully you brought alcohol ’n beers
We're gonna take this wild ride without fears
Done gone away

Ropin’ bull doggin’ headin’ headin’
It’s fuggin’ rodeo time let’s get goin’
Hell-Yahs or Hell-Nahs hell-yeah let’s do this

We woke up this mornin'
I'm talkin' boots, a hat that's just ready ready
I'm a bronc bull ridin’ cowboy
More like lookin’ for a mean, full of pranks 8 second ol’ cuss

I'm ridin' rodeo nights a six-pack a bag of fears to lose
Wild ’n Out complain argue 'til the cows come home
I've begged lied to like a high rodeo score clownin’
I've stolen cheated death 8 seconds at a time
I'm standin' on the dirt what-ta-do's my rodeo belt
My billfold feelin' like a total fool broke too

Masters of disaster a king of chaos ’n pain
Thrown off plenty of times to count
One man circus dream that's gone insane

Bronc rider tattered battered broken mess
With a bad attitude a worse critter smile

Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth the shot
That's what I keep tellin' myself as I'm pullin 8 dancin’ on dangers door
Cinched up pinched up tighter on the rope
I'm tryin' to survive that 8 ride this wild ride
My fears full I'm a rebel I'm a renegade untamed wild

Chaos where the dust never sleeps
Every buck every jolt, we hold on tight
Conquer the wild ride chaos of the rodeo

Slush fund chasin’
Buckle bunnies and Buckles ’n Cash