Chance Alan

Lyrics

Rednecka’s covered in mud honky tonk country bar

Y'all hey haters
I named my huntin’ dog Sit Down
That dog won’t hunt or come to anyone
Shotz ’n beers will make you damn drunk absofugginlutely true

You know what a country singer is
Someone who drives five hundred damn miles to make fifty lousy bucks
I write one kind of song damn hit songs
But you know that, right lawless mercy me

Kickin’ it off I don’t give a flyin’ duck ‘bout your country road attitudes
Sawmill barbershop dirty country songs ain’t right be soundin’
Cowboy’s damn drinkin’ be crab walkin’ like a drunk jack ass mule
Hey dipstick your trucks over there in a ditch
Won't ever visit bars longer than two sunrises ’n two sundowns
Addicted to muddin’ addicted to beers addicted to small townin’ neon cheers
I didn’t know what to say to a woman until after midnight

Broken hearts be trouble not gettin’ caught in that trap
Montucky cold snacks beers gotta try ‘em
I'm not arguing with you I'm just explaining why it’s that I’m right

You already know I'm too old for this shit
Ok ABB so fuggin lutely count me in be needin’ my country music fix
Did I mention that's me shitz you know that lord whatcha want
Country music fix experience speaks loudly

Absofugginlutely I don’t give a flyin’ duck ‘bout your country road attitudes
Be addicted to muddin’ trucks addicted to rednecka’s beers addicted to kickin’ your country grass

P.A.R.T.Y is shitz lawless
Hell yeahs country music I’m addicted, I gotta go