Chance Alan

Lyrics

It's a no parking barstool beer chuggin' zone
Order a beer idiot order a shot settle your tone
Cowboy sittin' cowgirl pretendin' good rancher good farmer too
Only pay for what you need ain't nobody got time for you

Pick up shut up let's get this party started right 
We're drinkin' ain't no stoppin' in sight
Order a round order a shot gonna make memories tonight

It's a no parking barstool beer chuggin' zone
Settle your tab if ya got one
Settle your attitude if ya got two licks
Make this party charges no charges here

Cowboy boots and cowgirl heels dancin' feelin’ drunker cool
How’s that feel
Pick up shut up
Coolies gettin’ chillin’
Rippin’ up the night
It's gonna get wild
Give your best shot testimony

We’re all innocent bar standers
I'm an innocent party taker
Might be guilty on three counts of shit kicker fun
Charge us now or let us go

I'm indicted I'm guilty
Only this party jury can convict me now
Ego’s intact that's a fact
Bartender’s da judge
What’s my charge
False accusations
Interference be the second offense oh 

I had no idea guilty by ass kickin association be da third oh
How much this gonna be oh
I know you wish you were me committed I'm gitty up guilty
How do you plead

Guilty party crowd
Full pardon me
Wild gurd it up
You’re allowed to leave
Country rawhide
How do you plead
Do you have any advice
You can get outside
When your out and being free
Ain’t no any other guilty guilty crime

Full pardon me
Wild gurd it up
Definitely not guilty
Country rawhider unapologetically
Guilty on all charges
Neck and neck ready
John Deere green
Ain’t no yellow
Guilty party crowd

Ok let’s go we’re gone bye