Chance Alan

Lyrics

Hey everyone
Who wants to dance smexy
Stylin’ called smoother than frog hairs
Shit-kickers thin
Let’s go
Keep up y’alls ready
This is an upbeat country line dance song
Get on the sawdust floor
Alright y’all line ‘em up let’s get
Smoother than frog hairs thin,n,n,n,n on a back-woods pond
5, 6, 7, 8
We’ll walk to the honky-tonk floor you lookin’ for a thrill
My boots are feeling heavy but I got a brand new skill
Old Jimmy from the holler-back said cowgirls and cowboys
You gotta glide slide step right to the left in a circle
Side to side lean forward snap back
Oh slide sway left to right
Swagger down touch the ground stand up hands on your butt
Then 2 steps forward back up 3 steps hands on hips
Yeah you gotta shake it wake it up slide it to the left
Then a little step back take a breath don't be critter grinnin’
Step-slide heel-tap turn it 'round and smile

Yeah dancin’ on the edge heels to toes
Lean back lean forward touchin’ toes
Look back stand real slow
Sway back and forth right to left
Sway as you turn all around
Oh it’s easier than fishin’ let me tell you right now
Now 2 step forward 3 steps back
Run your fingers up and down to your toes
Smoother than frog hairs wow

Now get your right foot ready kick it to the floor
Give a little hitch then a cha-cha to the door
Spin around the lady keep your hands upon your waist
You gotta move it fast yeah there ain’t no time to waste
It’s a three-way split
Yeah it’s finer than hairs thin
The smoothest little dance move that you’ve seen anywhere
Freestyle moment

Yeah you gotta shake it wake it up slide it to the left
Then a little step back
Take a breath be critter grinnin’
Step-slide heel-tap turn it 'round smile
Yeah we’re dancin’ on the easier than fishin’ let me tell you right now

Lookin’ smoother than frog hairs oh wow
You’re feelin’ kinda slick
Start slippin’ on the floor
Turn right look over your shoulder
Like run your hands up ’n down slow kinda head to your toes 4 times
Like a greased-up nasty show
Got cowboys and cowgirls runnin’ for the floor
Wait turn it back around back to the right
We gonna keep this dancin’ goin’ all through the night
Extended version get in line
Step right hold left touch step left hold right touch
Back it up 4, 3, 2, 1
Turn it

Yeah you gotta shake it wake it up slide it to the left
Then a little step back take a breath don't be shy
Hands above your head
You are being arrested for bein’ sexy in a public place
Hands behind your back lean back lean forward
Remain silent turn slowly around
Step-slide heel-tap turn it round smile
Yeah we’re dancin’ right now
Now we’re smoother than frog hairs wow
Slide left smoother than frog hairs
Slide left you got it

Final pose with cowboy hat tilt
Line dance back to back find a partner for the wall ending
Step-slide left step left drag right foot to meet left repeat twice
Oh that’s fuggin’ nice
Heel-tap right heel forward touch back then right
Time for the Frog Hairs Pivot
Pivot 180 degrees over left shoulder 4 counts
Hitch and Shake intertwine hands
Step forward on right hitch left knee clap then repeat on left
Three-way split time
Shuffle forward right left right and then right
Then rock step backward left and rock forward on right
Turn 360-degree turn to the right 4 steps finishing facin’ bar
Wave at ya
Now your all smoother than frog hairs shit-kickers thin
Shit-kickers thin