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CHANCE ALAN ft. DOLLY PARTON, LAINEY WILSON, ELLA LANGLEY - It all STARTS BELOW THIS LINE. Chance Alan draws a chalk line in the sawdust and dares the whole honky-tonk to cross it. This is not a ballad. It's a boot camp for sexy stylin' upbeat, rowdy, and smoother than frog hairs in a back-woods pond. It opens like a revival: "Hey everyone! Who wants to dance smexy stylin' called smoother than frog hairs? Shit-kickers thin. Let's go. Keep up y'alls ready. This is an upbeat country line dance song. Get on the sawdust floor. Alright y'all line 'em up. 5, 6, 7, 8." Old Jimmy from the holler-back told him the secret — "You gotta glide slide step right to the left in a circle. Side to side lean forward snap back. Oh slide sway left to right. Swagger down touch that ground stand up hands on your butt. Then 2 steps forward back up 3 steps hands on hips. Shake it wake it up slide it to the left." It's instructional chaos in the best way: Step-slide heel-tap turn it 'round and smile. Dancin' on the edge heels to toes. Lean back lean forward touching toes. Look back stand real slow. Sway back and forth right to left. Sway as you turn all around. Oh it's easier than fishin'." Then the Queens enter below the line: DOLLY PARTON — the glitter pivot. She makes the Frog Hairs Pivot sound like a Sunday sermon with a wink. "Smoother than frog hairs, wow." LAINEY WILSON — the bell-bottom swagger. Tan fringe swinging, telling you "You're feelin' kinda slick, start slippin' on the floor. Turn right look over your shoulder." ELLA LANGLEY — the black-boot outlaw edge. She drops the arrest line: "Hands above your head you are being arrested for bein' sexy in a public place. Hands behind your back lean back lean forward. Remain silent turn slowly. From "Looking smoother than frog hairs oh wow" to "Like a greased-up nasty show Got cowboys and cowgirls runnin' for the floor.” It's Cupid Shuffle meets Cotton Eye Joe after three beers, taught by the preacher, blessed by Dolly, swung by Lainey, and smirked by Ella. If the floor is dirty, you're doing it right.